1. Where would you love to be right now? And would you take anyone with you?

- I would love to be in Tunisia. Can I take anybody with me? If Megan Fox doesn't have any plans yet, she's more than welcome to.

2. Tell us what's coming up, or some breaking news!
- I think we're going to change the layout on some pages and the sections, yeah I know very exciting. Trying hard to get some other 'well known' people interviewed and still planning my attack on Ms Fox as she was in Leicester Square last night!!!

3. If you had to pick just one excellent trait for your partner to possess from : Brilliant body, brilliant brain, brilliant sense of humour, brilliant between the sheets?
- My partner would be like that already, so once we're actually dating she has all those amazing traits already. Funny, gorgeous, very smart and an amazing lover. But one of those would probably be the brain, the rest we can work on together. But if she isn't smart then that's a LOT of work.

4. Now that you're a bigtime lesbian web mogul, how obligated do you feel to help out the little people and other human beings in general?
- I don't feel obligated to anything but I've got quite a big heart so even if some small and unimportant people want or need my help, I'm all there. Gimme a call...oh wait, you need my number. Well, send it to my personal assistant.

5. *Gets down on one knee* Are you ready to settle down and get married yet?
- Certainly not but if it's a big beautiful silver ring with an eagle on it, I'll take it. If it requires taking the 'wife' too, then oh well, sure.

6. What completely bores the hell out of you?
- Everything and especially people. Dirty people, bad grammar, disgusting habits such as spitting. I don't like loud babies. I can't stand saggy boobs and I absolutely hate greasy hair.

7. Where's the oddest place you've got down and dirty?
- You really wanna know? Next to a church. It sounds pretty shitty which it was and it was absolutely no fun. Next time I'll pick a cemetary.

8. The world will end if you use the internet even once in 30 days... Can you be trusted to keep the human race alive?
- Nope, I will kill everyone then. I'm a selfish person especially when it comes to things I love, so who cares? I'll die too, so no big drama or feelings.

9. A song which perfectly describes how you're feeling right now? Or comes close....?
- Shawn Desman - Shiver, amazing track and crap video. So, don't watch it on youtube just listen to it.

Real Name:

- Jasmin

Date of Birth: 
- October 26, 1987

Occupation:
- An Oil Slave, Web Designer & Editor

Most Annoying Thing about her:
- She doesn't talk that much and often seems like she isn't listening & she's cocky.

Most Adorable thing about her:
- She's technical

Tip if you want to steal MissLunatic's heart:
- Cook her some pasta or take her out for a meal, buy her a few Vodka Red Bulls and she is all yours

Type of girl she goes for:
- Pretty brunettes a la Megan Fox &
Sarah Shahi

Worst habit:
- She smokes.....nothing is worse than smoking....obviously she doesn't smell like it but yet, she smokes!!!